it aint no fuckin biggie...
When I see a fat baby, I have to control myself. People don’t like when you just grab their babies.
Chelsea Handler (via pytdee)
You know, he’s [Jesse James] making me really mad! Cause he’s like, ‘It takes two to ruin a marriage.’ Yeah, you and the other woman, you dumb fuck!
Loni Love (via everythingsruledbyblackholes)
crackmountain:

hahahaha I am such a fan of whoever made this 

crackmountain:

hahahaha I am such a fan of whoever made this 

please go away.

please. i don’t like feeling like this anymore. it was cool for a couple days. now it’s just annoying. my little man only makes me happy while i’m with him. i hate just sitting and laying around before and after work, but that’s all i have the energy to do. don’t know what’s going on but i know i hate it. my mom has been telling me i’m grouchy and a bitch for too long. i just don’t want to be talked to. don’t wanna be around anybody. the only thing that has been sounding appealing is laying in bed and watching movies. that’s all i’ve been doing. that’s it.

Happy Birthday, you gorgeous human being.
horrormoviefreak:

My favorite fictitious serial-killers <333

horrormoviefreak:

My favorite fictitious serial-killers <333